Calisthenics

To halve and halve not is to have two halves.

I would do?

Aye, would you?

Eye wood dew.

Forget it.

Forge tit.

Portuguese.

Port two geese.

Randomly.

Ran dumbly.

Ran Dum Li

Left it on the counter.

Left tit on the counter.

Lift it on the counter . . . (this never gets old)

Expectantly waiting, fourth in line.

Expect Aunt Lea, wading for thin line.

Heavens to Betsy

Heave in stew . . . bitsy. (What a Russian says when he wants just a little more soup.)

Heaven 's two bets. See? (Pascal's Wager)

Mystery

Miss Teary (Tammy Faye)

Word.

Were, duh.

That tickles me.

That tick ills me.

Two more?

To more!

To Moore! (Mandy? Demi? . . . no)

To amore!

Too much Moore.

Tumor.